Beauty Tips For Body Care
Long time lurker, first time poster.This his been on my mind all week..tell me I’m not the only one!Bed Time Routine at 20: 3:00am Take off makeup with whatever wipe is closest. Fall asleep on top of the covers. Girl bye.Bed Time Routine at 30: 9: 00 pm. Fill essential oil diffuser with water and 3 drops of lavender oil.Look for silk eye mask to keep the morning rays from waking me up at 5:30 am.Brush and floss and whiten teeth. Coffee has not been kind to them.Use anti-aging, super gentle, makeup remover/ cleanser to take off makeup.Use anti-acne cleanser. Have a personal moment with god about how he is letting you have crow's feet and acne at the same time.Use a toner and do a rain dance to make your pores smaller.Use vitamin c serum to stave off the ticking clock of time.Keep looking for that silk eye mask!Do 10 reps of the neck stretches your chiropractor asked you to do. Ok. Do 5. What does he know.Stare into the mirror wondering if your eye brows are twins or sisters. They look more like cousins.Take the recommended dosage of herbal calmness remedy.Take the recommended dosage again.Climb into bed.Adjust your ergonomic pillow to its proper spine support position or you will pay the price tomorrow.Get out of bed and look for the silk eye mask. So help me!Get in bed.Think about work. Think about life. Think about entropy. Have an existential crisis.Turn on guided meditation YouTube channel. Cover eyes with mask. Put in ear buds.Drift off.Wake up in a startle. Is the alarm on??? Of course it's on. It's always on.Drift off.Wake up from your better half snoring like he is getting paid by the decibels reached.Elbow him to startle him awake. Pretend you did it in your sleep.Drift off before he catches you...
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