Tuesday, 2 April 2019

[Misc] Oh Jojoba! My Jojoba!

Beauty Tips For Body Care
Oh Jojoba! My Jojoba!​I saw you upon the pharmacy shelf,Beautiful in your glass-bottled self,A bottle of yellow,Pure; a dream,The colour of flowers,Perhaps a sunbeam.​I whisked you away to my toiletries stand,A proud mother was I; you looked so grand.Diligently I used you,Each night and each day.Why would you betray me this way?​You filled my skin with oils and slog,It did not agree; my pores did clog.​We had a good run of at least six weeks,Yet now my future is looking quite bleak.​Alas, did you know,That I betrayed you as well?That I only chose you because you looked like a bell.( https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0393/1581/products/Low_Res_-_Front_View_-_30ml_Australian_Jojoba_2048x@2x.jpg?v=1536803971 )​Was I too shallow,Is this what I deserve?Perhaps that is so,Oh, but the nerve!​Banished to the back until I forget,Throwing you out is too much a threat.(What if it works next time?)Months, years; you will get your next chance,Again, we will do this skin-clogging dance.​Until such a time,Goodbye I shall chime.​'Goodbye pretty bottle',I yell up to the stars,'Goodbye yellow goop'I shout to driving-by cars.​Oh jojoba,Such a devious shrew,Oh jojoba,Goodbye and screw you.
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