Beauty Tips For Body Care
I'm on tretinoin so living the slug life every now and then is essential to combat the dry flaky desert that is my skin these days. In all honesty, I freaking hate vaselining up my face because I always get cat hairs and my own hairs in it and have to fight the urge to itch and I also like to sleep on my face which is problematic to say the least. But what wouldn't we suffer through for our skin amirite?Well...The past couple days my skin has been extra flaky so last night I slathered on moisturizer and a thick layer of vaseline on top. I went to sleep, ignoring the itches and banishing my cat from her favorite sleeping spot (my pillow). In the early morning I woke up to my boyfriend leaving for his shift, and as I tried to turn over and go back to sleep, my face just had this itch that wasn't letting go. My cat had snuck onto my pillow at night and was happily snoozing away with her fluffy tail by my face so I knew my vaseline layer was full of cat hair. After a while I gave up and went to the bathroom to remove the vaseline so I could re-moisturize and hopefully catch a couple more hours of sleep.Guys.Guys. There was. A spider. On my face. Squashed into the vaseline. ITS LEG WAS STILL MOVING. One of those small daddy long leg looking spiders. I promise you this: it was 6AM and not a soul was asleep in my apartment building after my discovery. I can't even begin to describe the emotions I went through in the split second of me spotting something in my face in the mirror, leaning closer to see, and watching a half-dead spider wiggling its leg with its last dying breaths.So I guess this confirms those spooky facts we've all read about spiders running over our faces when we sleep and how we swallow 8 spiders a year in our sleep? I'm now considering sleeping in a hazmat suit.
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