Beauty Tips For Body Care
today’s cautionary lessons:*wear your goddamn sunscreen. even if you tan easily, look skinnier/blonder and your light eyes pop when you are tanner. don’t be a beautiful idiot, value your life and wear your mf sunscreen.*do not for any reason whatsoever set foot in a fucking tanning bed ever, not in high school to get that jersey fabulous prom weekend orange glow and not even ,just a few sessions’ to cultivate a pre-tulum base. spray tan is your friend, uv light is not.*if you are a super cool lifeguard during the summers, be the coolest lifeguard by always deploying your chair umbrella.MOST IMPORTANTLY if you have a mark or blemish or weird ugly cut on your shin (or anywhere on your body), do not ignorantly live there rent free for 4 weeks let alone 2 fucking years. don’t be stupid, don’t be like me(ted talk brought to you by a 35 year old lifelong sun addict now awaiting pathology in abject fear)NOPEalso NOPEYES!
Girls Blog 2015
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