Saturday, 30 December 2017

[Cringe] I can see why r/Skincareaddiction hates LUSH so much

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So I strolled into Lush the other day with my SO and we were shopping around just having a look at the different products, when she gets grabbed by the hand by this LUSH employee who says “Hey I bet nobody’s ever asked you this before, but do you want to feel like a dolphin!??” Now, if that wasn’t cringe enough, what followed was certainly worse.She grabs her hand and begins rubbing a physical exfoliant on her, and begins on a miraculous bullshit spree of facts which I’m sure r/skincareaddiction will certainly disagree with. First, “This paste has lemon in it which is completely natural and smooths out the skin and helps soften it and bleaches the pigments” Right, I’ve been browsing r/skincareaddiction for a short time, long enough to have the basics eg AHA,BHA,gentle cleanser etc but if there’s one thing I know, lemon is horrendous for your skin. I tried not to laugh as she said that but it got consecutively worse.Next: “This scrub will completely eliminate all the underlying pigments in your skin and smooth it out making it look healthier and calm it down”, I have no words for this statement, I’m pretty sure anyone knows that a scrub isn’t going to eliminate the pigments in your skin, otherwise everyone would be using this magic scrub on acne scars sun spots etc.Honestly, I tried so hard not to laugh at everything this LUSH employee said when she sat there rubbing it on my SO’s skin, eventually we just said thanks and left and had a good laugh at the employee. Has anyone else had a similar experience at a LUSH store??
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