[humor] A list of clapbacks for the holiday season for those relatives who like to point out your skin.

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My skin has recovered, but last year so many people pointed out my skin, and I was so ashamed and embarassed that I never retorted and I just went into my room and cried. WELL, it’s CHRISTMAS, & I’m not about to let some family members ruin my spirit. Here are some clapbacks I thought of (those who comment are usually older than me, aunts and uncles, cousins, etc.) if you have any more, please list them down below!!And IDK about ya’ll, but saying this back to people gives them a taste of their own medicine, and I’m here for it. I’m not the best at comebacks but I’m pretty sure some of y’all are!Relative: Are you washing your face?Me: Yeah, and are you using an eye cream for that Crow’s feet?Relative: drink more water.Me: You should drink some too, your lips are looking a little crusty, susan.Relative: damm, your face!Me: You should look at your face before you wanna say anything. Haha (add that in to make it less intense)Relative: You’re breaking out!Me: You’re gaining weight!ORMe: Wow, thanks, I really had NO idea. You are my hero. Oh, by the way, have you still not decided on a career yet even though you’re 28? (Sorry that was specific to my cousin lol)Relative: what products are you using? They’re not helping your face.Me: Whatever products you’re using aren’t helping yours either.All these clapbacks are vague and interchangable with specific features that you know about your own relatives. Prepare some guns for those who you know are gonna say something!List some more!! This is all I could come up with. These are all things my family have said to me.
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