[Humor] I didn't choose the Slug life, the Slug life chose me.

Beauty Tips For Body Care
I was always terrified and skeptical to put Aquaphor on my face. My skin is extremely acne prone, and everything under god's Earth breaks it out. Fatty alcohols, fragrance, one measly day without changing my pillowcase. You name it. But my skin has been drier than the Sahara since adding BP to my routine, and my bare-bones Sebamed moisturizer just wasn't cutting it. Being a very broke woman (like, $6.22-in-the-bank-broke, I love college), I dug around in my cabinets instead of going shopping.I bought Aquaphor for my tattoo care a couple of months ago. I dug around on SCA and decided: You've gotta risk it to get the biscuit. I slathered my face up, because I just couldn't take the dryness anymore. Threw caution to the wind.Let me TELL YOU. My face was sticky going to bed. I looked like a snail. An invertebrate. I thought I might grow eye-stalks. My roommate asked me why I looked like I just came out of a birth canal.I went to bed disheartened. Mucous covered. Slug-like.I woke up the next morning, and MY FACE HAS NEVER BEEN SO SOFT. I am reborn. I am a new woman. I was not a slug; I was a caterpillar in the cocoon. I've emerged, a beautiful butterfly. No new breakouts. My skin is smooth and happy and bouncy: everything it should be and never was. THANK YOU SCA!!! I am never going back.I didn't choose the Slug life, the Slug life chose me.
Girls Blog 2015
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